I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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