So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
Randomize
