she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Randomize
