Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
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