yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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