Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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