No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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