some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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