i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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