Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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