This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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