Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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