I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Randomize
