Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
Randomize
