whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
its liver damage thursday
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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