Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Come see our sink grown plant.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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