She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
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