called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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