She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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