I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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