The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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