But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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