Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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