Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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