I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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