found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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