Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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