Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
...so i touched it.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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