On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Never underestimate the power of titties
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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