I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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