mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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