There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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