Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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