who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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