im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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