Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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