matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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