How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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