I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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