im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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