You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
worst night to have a conscience
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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