your thong is hanging out like whoa
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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