I don't think brook has ever known best
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
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