I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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