Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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