On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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