and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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