16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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