I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
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