hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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