This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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