Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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