No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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