She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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