butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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