That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Randomize
