She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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