Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Are my feet made of real feet?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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