you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
